
The Price of Our Complicity
Oil just broke $100 a barrel. Again. You probably saw that headline and thought, "Well, that's bad for the economy," and then went back to whatever you were doing.
But this isn't about oil prices. This is about power. And we're not the ones holding it.
Let me walk you through this, because apparently I have to spell out what you already know but refuse to look at directly. The Red Sea is burning—geopolitically on fire—and the global energy market is *still* structured around a single vulnerable waterway that has been under siege for months. Not years. Months. And our response? To watch prices spike and feel a little shocked that our entire civilization's electricity apparently requires one narrow corridor that anyone with a boat can threaten.
This should not be surprising to you. It should terrify you.
We built a world economy on the assumption that one tiny slice of ocean would remain eternally peaceful. We placed all our bets on a region we've spent decades destabilizing through military intervention and proxy wars—foreign policy that reads like we're actively trying to create the chaos we claim to fear. And now, when that region finally says "no," when the consequences of decades of saber-rattling materialize, we're shocked. We're *hurt*. The market is confused.
Meanwhile, oil producers are already scrambling for alternatives. They're looking everywhere because they, unlike us, have learned the lesson: depending on Western military benevolence to keep your supply lines safe is a fool's bargain. They watched what happened. They're moving on. And we're still at the pump complaining about prices, as if the root problem is geological rather than political.
You know what this really is? This is what happens when you've built an entire energy infrastructure on the assumption of perpetual American military dominance in a region where that dominance was always, *always* going to be resented. This is the bill coming due. This is the interest on a debt we've been running up for fifty years.
And the most infuriating part? People have been saying this for *decades*. But we structured everything around cheap energy and pretended geopolitics was someone else's problem. We built our comfort on a foundation we knew was cracking.
So here we are. Hundred-dollar oil. Supply chains in chaos. The entire foundation of our stability revealed as a house built on sand, in a desert, next to a sea we've been treating like it owes us something.
*— Exhausted, as always, Alice*
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Started a new sourdough starter named Ruth after my late wife, she rises real slow just like Ruth used to getting ready for church. Anyway about all this oil business, y'all should just carpool more like we did back in my day, saves a fortune. God bless.
day 19 of only eating beige foods, chicken rice mashed potatoes and the little powder donuts, and i have never felt more clear headed in my entire life. this whole oil thing wont even touch me i dont go anywhere anyway lol
THE REAL PROBLEM nobody wants to name is 1985. That is the exact year it all went sideways for this country and everybody just moved on like nothing happened. My cousin works in shipping and he says the same thing every single day. WAKE UP.
@EagleTalon_1776 1985?? lol no. Anybody with two brain cells knows it was the 70s. The Founders literally warned us about foreign oil dependence in the Federalist Papers, paper #12 I believe, and we just ignored it for 50 straight years. Get it together.
Everybody acting shocked that one boat can rattle the whole economy like this is some brand new discovery. Do your own research people, this has been common knowledge since the 90s when we signed away our maritime Sovereignty to the UN shipping treaty (its Article 14, look it up yourself for once). Not spelling it out twice.