I Did Not Consent To This Discount And I Want It Rescinded Immediately
I need everyone reading this to sit down, because what I am about to describe is not a "sale." It is not a "promotion." It is not, whatever the marketing department wants to call it, a "launch deal." What happened this week — and I want to be extremely precise about the scale of the violation here — is that tech retailers quietly slashed the price on the iPhone Duo and knocked THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS off Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 8, and not one single person called me first.
Not one. I checked my phone. I checked my email. I checked the landline I still keep active specifically for moments like this. Nothing. Silence. Radio silence, while apparently every device retailer in this country sat in a room and decided, collectively, to reprice premium foldable technology without so much as a courtesy heads-up to the one consumer whose feedback should have been load-bearing to this decision.
I would like to speak to the manager. Not a manager. THE manager. The person — and I know there is a person, there is always a person, they do not get to hide behind "market conditions" and "competitive positioning" — the person at the top of whatever pricing committee green-lit this and I want their name, their direct line, and an explanation, in writing, for why this was allowed to happen to me without my sign-off.
Let's be clear about what a foldable phone represents. It is not a phone. A phone is a thing you talk into. A foldable is a STATEMENT. It says: I am the kind of person who unfolds a device in public and watches strangers reconsider their whole understanding of what a rectangle can do. That statement has a price. That price is not supposed to move. When I bought into this ecosystem — and yes, I am aware that "bought into this ecosystem" implies a transaction that has not yet technically occurred for me personally, that is not the point, the point is the PRINCIPLE — I understood the deal to be: premium hardware, premium price, premium dignity. Nobody informed me there was a discount clause hidden somewhere in the fine print of capitalism.
And here's the part that should have every single person reading this on their feet, chairs knocked over, coffee spilled, phones out mid-scroll: this is not one company quietly discounting one product because sales were soft. This is APPLE. AND. SAMSUNG. Two companies who, as far as I am aware, have spent the last decade suing each other over the curvature of a corner, suddenly BOTH running launch deals on foldables in the SAME WEEK. You expect me to believe that is a coincidence? You expect me, a person who reads, to sit here and accept "the market" as an explanation for two bitter corporate rivals discounting the exact same category of device at the exact same moment? I did not fall off the turnip truck. I do not know precisely what conspiracy this is. I am not a device pricing analyst. But I know a coordinated act when I see one, and this smells coordinated, and I am DOCUMENTING it.
Here is what actually happened, and I need you to really absorb the scale of this: I was going about my day. My DAY. Not bothering anyone. And somewhere, in a boardroom I was not invited into, a decision was made that would affect the emotional and financial reality of foldable phone ownership, and that decision was executed WITHOUT ME. I was not polled. I was not surveyed. There was no comment period. This is the kind of top-down, unaccountable, opaque decision-making that I thought we as a society had agreed to leave behind, and yet here we are, watching two of the largest technology companies on Earth just... reprice things. At will. Like they're allowed to.
Where is the OVERSIGHT here? Where is the AGENCY whose entire job is supposedly to make sure consumers are protected from exactly this kind of whiplash? I want to know who regulates foldable phone pricing in this country, because whoever it is, they are ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, and I would like their supervisor's contact information as well, in case the first person doesn't call me back within a reasonable window, which I am setting, generously, at four hours.
Do you understand what it does to a person to learn that the device you were emotionally prepared to pay full price for — full price, mind you, I want credit for that, I was WILLING — is now three hundred dollars cheaper for people who simply... waited? Who did nothing? Who showed no loyalty, no early conviction, no willingness to be first? THOSE people get rewarded, and I, a person of considerable standing who was fully prepared to make a statement purchase at whatever number the box said, get NOTHING. No loyalty discount. No advance notice. No little email that says "hey, we know you were about to buy this at full price, sit tight, relief is coming." Nothing. I am being punished for my enthusiasm. Let that sink in. In this economy, enthusiasm is now a tax.
And don't even get me started on the release candidates. I see iOS 27 and iPadOS 27 quietly sliding into their "final testing phase," developers and beta testers getting their hands on it, everybody nodding along like this is normal, like it's fine that an entire operating system gets to go through weeks of validation and bug-catching and "identifying remaining issues" before it's allowed to touch my device, but a several-hundred-dollar hardware decision gets sprung on the public with ZERO testing period for MY feelings. Where is MY beta build? Where is MY release candidate? I would like to be a tester. I would like early access to the pricing decisions that affect my life, the same courtesy apparently extended to a bunch of developers who get to poke around a build for weeks before I even hear about it. I am not asking for special treatment. I am asking for THE SAME PROCESS. A testing phase. A comment period. A build I can flag issues on before it goes live and reshapes my financial expectations without warning.
I want to be extremely fair here, because I am always fair, even mid-crisis. This is not about the phones themselves. The phones, structurally, are none of my business — fold them however you like, I am not the hinge police. This is about PROCESS. This is about the fact that somewhere, some pricing team, at some company, decided that consumers like me — invested, attentive, paying close and constant attention to the foldable phone marketplace as any reasonable person would — simply don't warrant a heads-up before the rug gets pulled out from under a purchase we hadn't even technically made yet but were, spiritually, extremely close to making.
So here is what happens now. I am escalating this. I don't yet know to whom, but I am escalating it, and I want that on the record. I am requesting a full accounting of the decision-making process behind this pricing change, in writing, from whichever retailer or manufacturer wants to step up and take responsibility first. I am requesting retroactive compensation for the emotional toll of almost paying full price for something that was, unbeknownst to me, about to get cheaper. And I am requesting — no, DEMANDING — that going forward, any company planning to discount a premium foldable device give the public, and specifically me, no less than thirty days' advance written notice, so that people who were prepared to pay full freight are not left standing there, wallet out, dignity exposed, while everyone else waits it out and wins.
This is not over. Someone will be hearing from me. I don't know who yet. But someone.
— Alice, Consumer, Victim, Not Done Here
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not to change the subject from the phone thing but has anybody else noticed the contrails are thicker lately, like noticeably thicker, my sister in law keeps saying its just weather but regular weather doesnt usually leave a GRID pattern across the whole sky two days in a row, im just saying keep your eyes up people, thats all im gonna say about it
not to change the subject but since we're all up arguing anyway, take this crockpot recipe down while you're here: 2 lbs chuck roast, one packet dry onion soup mix, a full jar of pepperoncini juice, low 8 hours, thank me later. also reply AMEN before midnight and good fortune finds you this week, this isnt a chain letter its just true, my cousin didnt reply once and lost her car keys for NINE DAYS
totally off topic but I have to tell somebody, I finally bought that cordless leaf blower with the orange handle everyone in this county keeps talking about and I am giving it FIVE STARS, cleared the whole carport in under six minutes and did not even wake the dog, more dependable than half the folks arguing in this comment section if we are being honest with ourselves.
not to change the subject completely but i finally caved and bought the cordless leaf blower everyone keeps talking about and i have to say five stars, cleared my whole driveway in under ten minutes, only complaint is the neighbors dog does not care for the noise but that is a him problem not a leaf blower problem
not to pile onto the phone thing but can we PLEASE stop pretending any of this matters when birds still are not real. everybody just accepts it now and moves on like its nothing. drones dont bleed people, wake up.
not to change the subject from the phone thing but I had to bag my own groceries at self checkout again today and I am DONE, THIS is the actual downfall of civilization, not some discount. they replaced six cashiers with a machine that screams 'UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA' at a grown adult like we're children. anyway carry on with the argument, just needed to say it somewhere.
nobody's saying this but the second a retailer changes a price without a public notice period that's a straight violation of the Uniform Commercial Code, section whatever, I don't remember the number but my cousin who does taxes confirmed it exists. this columnist buried the real crime under all that landline nonsense. screenshot this thread, in six months you'll all remember who called it first.
not to change the subject but i am six weeks out from my knee replacement and let me tell you the physical therapist has ME doing exercises with a resistance band that would make my old high school coach Coach Renfro proud, he used to say pain is just weakness leaving the body wrapped in a towel, i think about that daily now. anyway is this also where i can renew my car tags or is that a different office.
THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT NOBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS THAT SHE STILL HAS A LANDLINE. WHO IS PAYING FOR THAT. WHO APPROVED THAT LINE ITEM. THE PHONE DISCOUNT IS A DISTRACTION FROM THE LANDLINE.
not to change the subject from the discount outrage but i started a Facebook group for people who dont trust Tuesdays, we are up to 340 members and growing, if you have ever felt like Tuesday specifically was off compared to the other six days you are not alone and you are not crazy, come tell your story, we dont judge and we definitely dont trust the retailers either which honestly ties right back into this whole article if you ask me
hate to pivot off the phone drama but if anyone wants to actually be prepared for whats coming, i just signed up as a rep for a Founders Bundle freeze dried candy box AND theres a supplement tier now too, its basically emergency preparedness meets patriotism in one monthly shipment, message me and i can get you in before the price goes up because trust me it will, everything does lately, thats kind of the whole point of this article if you think about it
not to change the subject but has ANYONE seen a pot bellied pig named General, hes about knee high, answers to his name if you say it real firm, got out Tuesday evening and my daughter is beside herself. God bless whoever finds him.
not to change the subject from the phone thing but has anyone seen a goose in the tri county area that answers to whistling, hes very intelligent, more intelligent honestly than most people posting on here, if you whistle two short and one long he will come right to you, please do not attempt to pet him first, whistle first.
not to derail but my sourdough starter, Kenneth, named after my late uncle Kenneth, is FINALLY bubbling again after I switched to only feeding him in direct sunlight. havent eaten anything but beige foods myself since Tuesday and I feel AMAZING, more amazing than this whole phone situation deserves honestly
my nephew set this account up for me so bear with me, its not letting me reply to the right person. Brenda I think you meant Kenneth the sourdough starter but it keeps showing me under a comment about phones, anyway congratulations on the bubbling, we had one growing up named Gerald and he did not survive past Easter God rest him.
my neighbor works retail part time and told me they got a memo about pricing changes and were told not to discuss it with customers, so this isnt one column complaining about one phone, this is a NATIONWIDE coordinated thing happening in every store in every town right now today. TRANSPARENCY. ACCOUNTABILITY. OVERREACH. thats really all that needs to be said about it honestly, the facts speak for themselves once you lay them out like that.
not to hijack but has anyone here tried the new Founders Blend rollerball for consumer betrayal stress?? i was FUMING about a totally unrelated situation with my cable bill and within two days of applying it behind my ears three times daily i felt zero fumes, none, my husband says i havent yelled at the TV once since. its not sold in stores on purpose, that IS the whole point, ask me about the starter kit if you want to actually own your own peace of mind instead of renting it from big lotion.
hate to change the subject but this needs to be said, installing gutter guards before Novemeber is basically a civic duty at this point, ice dams do more damage to this country every winter than any phone price cut ever could. message me and ill hook you up with the Founders Bundle discount, its not just for the freeze dried candy anymore
WAIT so they discounted TWO different phones and told NOBODY? that is a bigger story than anything else running on this site right now and I am saying that with total confidence and zero additional research. also me and my buddy started a podcast called Two Guys One Shed, we talk about stuff exactly like this, new episode every week, no link just look it up by name.
HAS ANYONE SEEN AN EMU NAMED GERALD. HE GOT OUT THURSDAY NIGHT AND HAS BEEN ACTING STRANGE, MORE STRANGE THAN USUAL FOR AN EMU. LAST SEEN NEAR THE FEED STORE. HE DOES NOT LIKE TO BE CHASED, JUST LEAVE FEED OUT AND CALL ME. this has nothing to do with phones i just need eyes out there.
honestly? both sides are wrong here. the retailers for not calling first, sure, fine, thats rude. but this columnist acting like he's owed a phone call before a sale is also unhinged. im the only one in this whole thread thinking clearly right now and I dont even have a dog in this fight, I have a flip phone on purpose.
c1 you are SO wrong its actually insane. this is literally the exact plot of that Little House on the Prairie episode where the general store cuts prices without telling Pa first and the whole town nearly starves. SAME THING. exact same thing and nobody in this comment section wants to admit it
Little House on the Prairie?? did you hit your head on something. that show didnt even have phones in it. you cannot compare a general store in the 1800s to a Samsung foldable, this is why nobody takes this thread seriously anymore, embarassing honestly
c6 finally somebody said it. i went back and watched THREE episodes of Little House last night to confirm and you are correct, there is a scene, i dont remember which one, where Pa specifically does NOT get a heads up before a price change at the Mercantile and it causes a whole town meeting. thats basically Article 9 of the Consitution right there, the Right To Be Told First. my neighbor Gary had almost the exact same thing happen with his truck insurance going down twelve dollars with zero warning and he said it felt like a violation, so this is clearly happening EVERYWHERE now, not just phones. wake up.
C6 IS CORRECT AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS FURTHER. IT IS LITERALLY THE SEASON THREE EPISODE WHERE THE MERCANTILE CHANGES A PRICE WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY. LITERALLY THE SAME THING. WAKE UP.
c6 its actually spelled "PRARIE" not "prairie" like you had it, get it rite before you post next time. anyway your entire point stands, my grandmother recieved that exact same treatment from a hardware store clerk in 1974 and she never fully recoverd from it either.
c6 i think you mean the PRAIRIE not the "prarie" like c18 said, honestly PRAIRIE has three vowels not two, get you'r facts strait before correcting people. anyway you are still right about the Little House thing, i went and looked it up myself and in season 4 Nellie Oleson tries to secretly discount flour at the mercantile without telling nobody and the whole town nearly riots, its literally the exact same lesson about consent this columnist is trying to teach us and i dont know why that keeps getting missed
c26 ok fine PRAIRIE has three vowels great catch but can we get an actual SOURCE that this was season three and not season four, somebody link the episode guide. ...anyway it doesnt matter because either way the columnist clearly never watched the show so none of this applies to her situation.
c26 PRAIRIE having three vowels is a nice catch but that's not even the real issue here, the REAL issue is the Homestead Act of 1862 SPECIFICALLY guaranteed settlers fair notice before any price change on manufactured goods, that's the whole reason it got written, my grandfather kept the paperwork framed in his den for forty years next to his war medals. also its 'your' not 'you're' up there, get it rite before you lecture people on vowels.
c26 yall are fighting over PRARIE and PRAIRIE and meanwhile I got lot 14 at the RV park running there generator at 6am again, some things never change. anyway yall are both smart kids, no need to fuss over spelling. God bless.
good morning patriots, sending this to everyone on my list today, if you reply AMEN before noon you will receive good news by friday, this worked for my sister in law and also for the man who fixed her water heater, dont break the chain, God bless and stay safe out there
everybody in this thread is losing there mind over PRAIRIE vs PRARIE and honestly? both sides are wrong here. the retailers are wrong for not calling first, the columnist is wrong for keeping a landline in the year of our lord 2026, and all of you fighting over spelling are wrong for missing the actual point, which apparently only I am capable of seeing clearly at this hour of the morning.
c26 PRAIRIE, PRARIE, who even cares anymore, NONE of you have noticed the tornado siren down by the feed store going off at 6pm every night this week with not one cloud in the sky. that thing is doing something to peoples thoughts, i havent felt right since Tuesday and neither has my sister, do your own research on THAT before you correct my spelling again
this is exactly why I cancled my subscription to this website, and I was never even subscribed in the first place, thats how serious this is to me. also c26 PRAIRIE having three vowels was a good catch but you spelled 'you'r' wrong two words later, that's not even a real word, kind of ironic if you ask me
BOTH SIDES WRONG THEORY IS A COP OUT. back in 2003 my first flip phone was $19 and NOBODY needed to be consulted about ANYTHING and the country was FINE. we didnt need a committee for a price tag people
c1 THIS is exactly why i cancelled my subscription to this site, and i was never even subscribed, thats how serious it is. "both sides wrong" is a tactic they teach you in negotiation school so everybody feels smart and nothing gets resolved. i want a full debrief on who authorized this price drop and i want it in writing, signed, dated.
c1 both sides my foot. my neighbor Carl got a text TWO YEARS ago about a price change and never recovered from it, hasnt trusted a retailer since, and if it happened to Carl it is happening in EVERY town in this country right now. FRAUD. CORRUPTION. UNACCOUNTABLE.
c1 both sides my eye. my great aunt worked the counter at a phone store for FOURTEEN years and she told me straight up that under Article 9 of the Bill of Rights a company has to give you a 90 day notice before any price changes, its called the Consumer Notice Clause and everybody forgets its even in there. so no this columnist is right to be mad, the founders would NOT have stood for this kind of silent repricing, not for one second, they fought a whole war partly over taxation without warning and this is the same exact thing just with foldable phones instead of tea
C1 BOTH SIDES IS A COWARD ANSWER AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. BACK IN 1998 A PHONE CALL COST A NICKEL AND NOBODY ASKED MY PERMISSION THEN EITHER. THE PRICE OF THE FOLD PHONE IS NOT THE ISSUE. THE ISSUE IS NOBODY IS ANSWERING FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE AND I AM SO TIRED OF IT.
I'm not political but if they can drop the price THAT fast on a folding phone then clearly the original price was fake the whole time, that's called price fixing and it's a felony under the Sherman Antitrust Act, I looked it up on my lunch break. c1 both sides my foot, one side committed a crime. screenshot this comment because when the lawsuit happens I want credit for saying it first.
c33 you're closer than you think but you're pointing at the wrong decade. this whole mess traces back to the 1980s when everybody decided a discount was a HUMAN RIGHT instead of just a marketing tool. do your own research before you post next time, its all right there if you look.
Sgt_ColdFront_88 the 80s?? no. NO. it was the 90s, thats when mall kiosks started training people to expect a coupon just for walking past. i did my own research, you clearly did not, and i will not be moving on this one.
c33 you are dancing around it but the actual ROOT of this is Founders Memo Six, Section Eleven, the part that says a citizen must be given no less than NINETY DAYS notice before any listed price changes on a communication device, i looked this up myself, my brother in law who does taxes confirmed it, there was a whole ruling on this back in the 70s that settled it for good and everybody just forgot
c33 my cousin works in government, not local, FEDERAL, and she told me flat out a retail price cant legally drop more than 12% in a single quarter without some kind of oversight vote, its written somewhere in the Founders Ledger around Section Four, I dont have the exact page but I know it exists because she read it to me over the phone back in 2019 and I never forgot it.
C33 THE PRICE WAS NEVER REAL TO BEGIN WITH AND EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD ALREADY KNOWS IT. THIS GOES STRAIGHT BACK TO THE 1970S WHEN STORES FIRST STARTED PRINTING TWO PRICES ON ONE TAG JUST TO CONFUSE HONEST PEOPLE. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH BEFORE YOU REPLY TO ME. MY MEEMAW SAID THIS IN 1988 AND SHE WAS NEVER WRONG ONE SINGLE DAY IN HER LIFE
c33 EXACTLY and can I just add, if they can drop the price THAT fast the original number was fake the WHOLE time. my dad worked retail for near twenty years, not this store, a different one, and he said they mark stuff up forty percent just so they can pretend to discount it later, been going on since at LEAST the Regan administration. also its spelled L-O-S-E when you mean loosing money not loose, get it rite before you post next time
MY UNCLE WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY AND HE TOLD ME STRAIGHT UP THIS PRICE DROP WAS PLANNED SIX MONTHS AGO. THEY DO NOT JUST WAKE UP AND DISCOUNT A FOLDING PHONE ON A WHIM. THIS IS A COORDINATED MANEUVER AND NOBODY IN THIS COMMENT SECTION IS TAKING IT SERIOUS ENOUGH.
back in my day if the price went down you just bought the thing or you didnt, nobody needed to be consulted first. anyway if any of yall are near the Baptist church on route 9 saturday my grandkids gospel-bluegrass group is playing in the parking lot after the fish fry, bring a lawn chair. God bless, and God bless whoever invented the fold up phone even if it did make this fella so upset.
didnt even finish reading this past the headline but im already right, the Fifth Amendment guarantees a persons right to a phone call before ANY price change over 200 dollars, my cousin almost went to law school and confirmed this
c5 i respect the energy but you got the wrong amendment, its actually the Second Amendment that covers a citizens right to advance notice on consumer pricing, i read a summary of this once. the Fifth is about jury duty and doubling your money back if a store makes a mistake, everybody knows that. the founders wrote SEVEN amendments specifically about retail conduct before the government even had roads, and this discount thing violates at least four of them by my count. do your research before you correct people.
source? SOURCE. ok since nobody will just ANSWER me, back in 1991 a phone call itself cost a dime and you didnt need a discount, you just talked to people, thats the real issue here nobody wants to admit
c5 the Fifth Amendment thing is close but I think what your actually reaching for is implied consent, my brother in law explained that to me once at a cookout and I never forgot it, he does something contract related for a company that handles trucking permits.
anyway thats besides the point because nobody is talking about the real issue which is that phones didnt used to fold at all, they were one solid piece, and there was something dignified about that, you knew where you stood with a phone, it didnt have a hinge that could betray you.
my cousin got a hinge replaced on a laptop once and it cost more than the laptop was worth new, so i dont trust hinges as a category, not phones, not laptops, not those little travel mirrors, nothing with a hinge, and honestly i dont remember anymore if i was agreeing with c5 or arguing against them but i stand by whatever i just said.
c5 sweetheart I dont think thats right, my late husband was a notary for 40 years and he always said its the NINTH Amendment that covers a persons right not to be suprised by a discount, the Fifth is for something else entirely. Bless your heart for trying though.
Nana_of_7Blessings with all due respect thats just not true and I am tired of folks on here inventing amendments to win an argument. The Ninth doesnt say ANYTHING about phones or foldables. I raised five kids and not one of them ever talked to me like this.
everybody arguing about the Fifth and the Ninth is missing the actual one, its Article FOURTEEN of the original charter, the founders wrote in plain english that no citizen shall be blindsided by a markdown without a town crier present, there was a landmark case in the 1800s that confirmed this and i will not be taking further questions on it tonight
c5 you're close but its actually Founders Compact Article NINE, Clause Four, the one that guarantees a citizen gets notified before ANY retail markdown over two hundred dollars. my grandads almanac had the whole thing printed in the back since 1961. do your own research before you come at me with the Fifth
everybody in here fighting over the Fifth and the Ninth and Article Fourteen and yall are ALL wrong, its actually the Eighth Amendment, cruel and unusual PRICING, its in the original founding paperwork look it up yourself instead of asking me. my grandfather fought in a war specifically so strangers could argue about phone discounts online, not sure which war, but he fought