The Most Honest Procurement Meeting in Modern Warfare
Somewhere in the world today, a head of state is trying to get a change order approved on a vendor contract, and everyone is calling it a diplomatic crisis instead of what it plainly is, which is Tuesday. Ukraine's president has asked a prominent American political figure to go lean on a satellite technology entrepreneur so that his country can get expanded access to orbital communications infrastructure for military operations against an eastern adversary. Read that sentence again, slowly, the way you would read a term sheet, and you will notice that it does not describe a war. It describes a customer trying to get his account manager to escalate a feature request. I have sat through this meeting a hundred times. I have never once seen it conducted with this much dignity.
Consider what is actually being asked for here. Not troops. Not a treaty. Not even money, as far as the reporting goes. A capacity upgrade. Expanded orbital bandwidth, provisioned to a theater of active conflict, gated behind the sign-off of a private commercial operator who built the infrastructure, funds the infrastructure, and — this is the part nobody wants to say out loud in the op-ed pages — is under no obligation whatsoever to give it to you. That is not a scandal. That is the single most honest sentence in the entire history of geopolitics. Somewhere along the way, humanity built a system in which the ability to coordinate strikes against a hostile power runs through a licensing decision, and rather than admire the elegance of that, everyone is wringing their hands about it like it's a defect. It is not a defect. It is, at long last, pricing discipline applied to a category — war — that has resisted it for the entirety of recorded history.
Think about what war has cost humanity for the last several thousand years with essentially no underwriting at all. No credit check. No terms of service. No stakeholder approval process. Just two or more parties agreeing, on a handshake basis, to destroy enormous quantities of capital, infrastructure, and headcount, with no gatekeeper anywhere in the chain empowered to say "hold on, have you confirmed this makes sense for the portfolio." It is the least accountable industry that has ever existed. And now, for the first time in the whole miserable run of it, there is a checkpoint. A private operator, sitting on critical infrastructure, gets to ask a simple and beautiful question before a single additional watt of orbital bandwidth gets allocated to lethal effect: does this serve the interests of the enterprise providing it? That is not an entrepreneur meddling in matters above his pay grade. That is the first competent risk officer war has ever had.
I want to be precise about what moves me here, because it would be easy to mistake this for enthusiasm about the underlying conflict, and I want to be very clear that I have no view on the underlying conflict. None. Zero. The war itself is not my department; it is a cost center behaving exactly as cost centers behave, generating friction, destroying assets, producing no yield for anyone involved in the actual fighting of it. What moves me is the governance layer sitting on top of it. A head of state, who a generation ago would simply have requisitioned whatever infrastructure he needed by decree, is instead routing his request through a diplomatic intermediary in the hope of securing the goodwill of a commercial vendor. That is not a loss of sovereignty. That is sovereignty discovering, for the first time, that it has a counterparty. Every government on earth has spent its entire existence assuming that when it needs a capability, it simply takes the capability. Here, at last, is a government that has to ask nicely. I could not design a more instructive parable for a graduate seminar if I tried.
And notice the layering of approvals required before any of this gets provisioned — the article is careful to say multiple stakeholders, plural, must sign off before deployment in an active conflict zone. Multiple stakeholders! In a war! Do you understand how rare that is? Most wars proceed on the approval of exactly one stakeholder: whoever is willing to absorb the losses. This one, apparently, requires something closer to a change advisory board. Somewhere, a satellite technology company has built itself into a position where its internal sign-off process now sits upstream of live combat operations, and I would like the record to reflect that I regard this as the single greatest accomplishment in the modern history of infrastructure. Forget rockets landing themselves. Forget electric cars. The achievement is procedural: a private balance sheet has inserted a governance gate into the machinery of war between two sovereign states, and the sovereign states are complying with it, politely, through proper diplomatic channels, because the alternative is not having the bandwidth.
Some of you will find this monstrous. I understand the impulse and I do not share it, because I think you have the monstrousness pointed in the wrong direction. The monstrous thing was always the war — the friction, the headcount losses, the infrastructure converted to rubble with no return on any of it for anybody, a pure destruction of value on both sides of the ledger with nothing to show for it afterward but grief and reconstruction invoices. That has been going on the entire time, with nobody asking anybody's permission. The thing that is happening now — a request routed carefully through diplomatic channels, awaiting sign-off from a commercial stakeholder who is, by all appearances, taking his time about it — is not the monstrous part. It is the one part of this entire story where somebody, anybody, paused before adding to the pile of losses and asked whether the juice was worth the squeeze. I would like more of that pause, not less of it. I would like it introduced earlier and applied more broadly, ideally to every war currently in progress, ideally before the first shot rather than the escalation of a later one.
What I take from all this, in the end, is a small note of professional pride on behalf of an industry I do not otherwise associate with restraint. Somewhere, a company built a satellite network to sell broadband, quietly became the indispensable communications layer for a live conflict, and is now in a position to make a sovereign nation wait on an answer. Nobody planned that outcome. It emerged, the way good margin always emerges, from somebody building the right infrastructure and then declining to give it away for free. I do not know how the request will be resolved and it is not my place to forecast it. I only know that for one brief moment, before the shooting resumes and the ledgers go back to recording pure loss, war had to fill out a form. Sentiment will tell you that is a tragedy. Arithmetic will tell you it is the first sign of adult supervision this industry has ever had, and arithmetic, as always, is right.
Approve the change order. Bill net thirty.
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everybody in here picking a side and honestly both sides are half right and half foolish, that is just how these things go, always has been. my cousin Dale actually works adjacent to the government, contractor stuff, cant say exactly what, and even he says the folks yelling loudest online dont know near what they think they know. I dont yell, I just watch, and that is why I am usually the only one in the room making any sense once the dust settles, no offense to anybody
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not reading all this but is this where I renew my car tags, google sent me here and the DMV wont answer the phone. also my sticker expired in March don't judge me
off topic but somebody has to say it, birds are not real, they are surveillance drones the government swapped in decades ago and everybody just accepted it, kind of the same energy as this whole satellite column if you think about it, wake up people
DIDNT READ A WORD OF THIS COLUMN AND I DONT NEED TO. THE REAL ISSUE NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS THAT THEY RESHUFFLED THE CHANNEL LINEUP AGAIN AND NOW THE WEATHER STATION IS BETWEEN TWO SHOPPING CHANNELS. THATS THE ACTUAL NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT. WAKE UP
not touching the satellite debate today but since we are all stuck refreshing this thread anyway - dump one chuck roast, one packet dry onion soup mix, two cans cream of mushroom, half a bag baby carrots, low 8 hours. thank me later. bring a dish to the block party this weekend yall
unrelated but I will die on this hill, the Ranch Melt box meal they pulled off the menu back in the day was a NATIONAL TREASURE and this country has not been the same since. also started the all beige diet last week, mashed potatoes, biscuits, plain rice, chicken tenders, no sauces, and I have never felt more clear headed in my life.
MY NEIGHBOR had his dish switched over to one of these orbital outfits last spring and within TWO MONTHS his bill tripled and now he cant even get a straight answer from anybody. ONE HOUSEHOLD. Multiply that by every household in this country and you tell me thats not a pattern. OVERREACH. ESCALATION. UNACCOUNTABLE. Thats the whole thing right there.
LibertyForge_76 respectfully your neighbor situation is an anecdote not a trend and also you clearly skipped Federalist No. 12 which addresses orbital commerce provisioning almost word for word, the founders were more forward thinking than people give them credit for.
EagleClause_1791 Federalist No. 12 is about TAXATION AND REVENUE, I have read it twice, you are thinking of a different document and you know it. Dont come in here quoting founders you havent actually opened.
Not about the column but if anybody's nerves have been shot since all this satellite talk started, I've got a Founders Bundle of freeze dried candy and supplements that will set you right, ask me how, first pouch is on me for my church ladies.
Not about the article but I have to say something. Bought the Tornado XL 400 leaf blower last month and it is FLAWLESS. Five stars. Cleared my whole driveway in under ten minutes. My nephew set up this account for me so I'm still figuring out the reply buttons, forgive me if this ends up under the wrong comment.
Real issue is debris insurance. Nobody talks about that.
MISSING: our gospel bluegrass cover band, The Second Coming Pickers, is playing the Mount Zion church parking lot this Saturday 6pm, bring your own lawn chair, love offering only. This has nothing to do with satellites but somebody had to say it.
unrelated to all this but my neighbor put up a 12 foot inflatable eagle holding what I can only describe as a grill and the HOA sent him THREE letters and did nothing when my mailbox got sideswiped in March, priorities are backwards in this country and no this is not a tangent this is the actual crisis.
Im not political but somebody needs to screenshot this whole column right now because in about two years everyone is gonna be asking why nobody said anything, and I will have it saved. All Im saying is a private citizen should not be the one deciding who gets bandwith in outer space, thats literally what the Treaty of Versailles was created to prevent, they just dont teach that part anymore.
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Nobody comes to these comment sections for real talk anymore but let me just say it, if you don't trust Tuesdays you are not alone, there is a Facebook group now, over 200 of us, we compare notes every week. Also my husband and I started a podcast called Two Guys One Shed, we mostly talk about lawn equipment but sometimes current events come up like this satellite business. No link, just look it up if you want it bad enough. God bless whoever finds us.
OVERREACH. ACCOUNTABILITY. SOVEREIGNTY. Thats the whole column right there, didnt even need to read past the headline honestly.
MY SOURDOUGH STARTER, NAMED GERALDINE AFTER MY LATE MOTHER IN LAW, IS DOING BETTER THAN THIS COUNTRY'S FOREIGN POLICY RIGHT NOW AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. Fed her this morning. She bubbled. That is more than I can say for Congress.
My old football coach, Coach Truitt, used to say 'a man who quits at the whistle was never running the race to begin with' and I think about that quote almost every single day of my life. Anyway I dont know why that popped in my head reading this. Good column I guess. Coach also said never trust a man in a blue tie but thats a story for another day.
SOVERIGNTY_NOWE IS CORRECT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. Coach Truitt would have SEEN THROUGH this satellite nonsense in about four seconds flat. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I CANCELLED MY SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS PAPER, and I want that on the record even though I have never once paid for it in my life.
SOVERIGNTY_NOWE nailed it and yall in the replies are missing the bigger picture. This satellite situation is EXACTLY what happened to my neighbor Gary when his internet provider throttled him for 'capacity reasons' and two months later he lost the whole farm to the bank, look it up, its a documented pattern. The founders wrote about exactly this in the Federalist Paper number 15, PRIVATE infrastructure being held hostage by a single operator is not a business dispute its a NATIONAL SECURITY EMERGENCY and everyone typing 'its just a vendor contract' needs to reread the Space Treaty of 1962 which CLEARLY states orbital access cannot be gated behind one mans signature. One mans signature people. Gary lost his farm over a signature too.
Soverignty_Nowe Coach Truitt sounds like he was a good man but respectfully you are all dancing around the real answer here, do your own research people, don't just take my word for it either. This whole satellite mess traces straight back to the 1980s when we let private companies start handling communications infrastructure the government used to run itself. My brother in law worked at the phone company back then and said this exact thing would happen eventually, wrote it on a napkin, I still have the napkin.
Papaw_Reggie_of_6 you are close but not all the way there. Coach Truitt was a great man but the REAL answer, and I have said this since the 1990s, is that once the government let PRIVATE companies own the satelites we lost the ability to vote on where they point. Thats in the Second Amendment, look it up, its the part about a well regulated militia keeping control of the skys. Ill be watching this thread.
replying here because nobody has said the quiet part yet. my uncle is retired now but he still consults for the government on satellite procurement stuff and he told me point blank this whole thing traces back to Amendment 19, not 22, not 31, EVERYONE arguing in this thread is reading from the wrong copy of the Consitution. I'm not saying I'm the only reasonable person in this comment section but I am literally the only reasonable person in this comment section.
Sgt_Overwatch_88 your uncle 'consults' the same way my cousin 'used to be Secret Service,' meaning he watched a documentary once. Amendment 19 does not cover orbital anything and you know it. Squared away my behind.
Cpl_Ironsight_44 stay mad. some of us have family with clearance and some of us have family that fixes riding mowers, not the same tier of source, respectfully.
Source?
Papatriott_Hank53 you're all off by a mile. Its Article 9, Clause 4 of the Northwest Ordinance, ratified in 1787 right alongside the orbital reservation clause, that grants Congress oversight over any 'celestial commerce corridor.' Founders knew exactly what they were doing. Look it up.
Bless your heart. No.
Papaw_Reggie_of_6 I don't know one thing about Amendment anything but I do know a satellite dish needs to face south southwest or you lose the good channels, learned that the hard way back in '09. God bless.
PAPAWBILL_OF_9 IS CORRECT AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. dishes dont even need to face south, that is a MYTH started by cable companies to make you call a technician. i have installed four of these personally and the only thing that matters is elevation angle, everybody arguing amendments in this thread should be arguing ELEVATION ANGLE instead
PapawBill_of_9 with respect sir its spelled 'satelite' not 'satellite', I looked it up, and honestly this whole comment section is exactly why I cancelled my subscription to this site, never even had one, but I would if I did, just to cancel it again
PapawBill_of_9 I dont know north or south but my grandson-in-law does something with satellites for the government, real hush hush work, and he told me at Sunday supper both sides of this argument are looking at it sideways, it was never about which way the dish faces, it was always about who pays to keep it pointed there, and nobody wants to say that part out loud, God bless him for even knowing that much
Selling my above ground pool, 15ft, barely used, YOU HAUL. $150 or best offer. Message me if serious, no lowballers. Would've kept it but my back cant do the ladder anymore. Great for a family or a church group.
is the pool still up for grabs. also nobody talks about this but SELF CHECKOUT MACHINES are the real reason this country is falling apart, you scan four items and it screams UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA at you like you committed a felony, THAT is the crisis, not satellites.
is the pool still available also can we PLEASE talk about how they discontinued the Mega Taco Supreme in 2011 and it was without question the greatest thing a fast food chain ever put in a wrapper, my brother in law worked there and said corporate killed it over a 'sourcing issue' which we all know is code for something bigger. Bring it back. That sandwich never hurt anybody unlike half the stuff going on with these satellite deals.
THE POOL IS NOT THE ISSUE. THE POOL WAS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REAL ISSUE NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS THAT THEY MOVED THE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CHANGE TWICE IN MY LIFETIME AND NOBODY VOTED ON IT. FOCUS PEOPLE.
you people act like this is complicated. its not complicated. this whole mess traces straight back to the 1990s when everybody decided contracts didnt mean nothing anymore. do your own research before you write a whole column pretending a war is a customer service ticket. my uncle worked procurement for 30 yrs and he would laugh you out of the building.
THIS ARTICLE PROVES WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS. A PRIVATE CITIZEN BUILT THAT SATELLITE NETWORK WITH HIS OWN MONEY AND NOW EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF IT FOR FREE. THAT IS NOT DIPLOMACY THAT IS THEFT. READ ARTICLE 4 OF THE CONSITUTION SOMETIME PEOPLE.
Consitutionalist_88 you clearly did not read Amendment 14 Section 9 which literally covers this exact situation with foreign satellites. Its not theft its called INFRASTRUCTURE and the founders knew wars would go to space eventually thats WHY they wrote it that way. Source: I read a lot.
Consitutionalist_88 buddy you spelled 'Consitutionalist' wrong in your own username, its actually Amendment 22 not 14, everbody knows that, get it strait before you correct people.
MSgt_Badge_7621 with all due respect you are BOTH wrong, its Amendment 31 which most people dont even know exists because they stopped teaching it after 1998, my cousin who used to do paperwork for the county confirmed this to me personally. And look at what happened right down the street from me, a fella got his business internet cut off over a billing dispute for THREE DAYS and by the time it got fixed he had already lost two clients, thats a small taste of what this whole satellite thing is really about, its always the little guy who eats it while everybody argues about amendments.
RealTalk_72 honey I don't know a thing about any Amendment 31 but my late husband Earl always said the government's been getting into everybody's business since the microwave was invented, and I believe that in my heart to this day. My grandson Tyler, that's my daughter Denise's boy, the one who plays travel baseball, tried to explain satellites to me over Sunday dinner and I just nodded along because I was more worried about whether the green bean casserole set up right, it never does when I use the low sodium soup. Anyway if any of you all want to try the freeze dried candy I've been selling, ask me about the Founders Bundle, it comes with supplements too and my hip has never felt better since I started. God bless.
RealTalk_72 im gonna need you to sit down because Amendment 31 does not exist, there is only 27, and none of them say ANYTHING about satelites. What this column is really about is Article 9 Section 4 of the Federalist Papers where they specificly warned about private citizens controlling orbital infastructure, my uncle who almost went to law school told me this personally.
Amendment 9, Subsection C, the orbital clause the founders added right after the Louisiana Purchase, settles this whole satellite argument and MSgt_Badge_7621 knows it, he just wont admit it because his uncle probably works in cable installation not government.
RealTalk_72 THERE IS NO AMENDMENT 31 AND THERE NEVER WAS, I HAVE A POCKET CONSITUTION RIGHT HERE ON MY DESK AND IT STOPS AT 27, SO EITHER SHOW YOUR SOURCE OR STOP TYPING.
allcaps_mike lol ok. my source is my brother in law who WORKS at a courthouse, so. also im screenshotting this whole exchange right now, for reasons that will become clear later, dont ask.
RealTalk_72 its actually spelled 'Ammendment' not 'Amendment,' get it right before you go quoteing numbers that dont even exist. also this is exactly why I cancelled my subscription to this paper years ago.
RealTalk_72 Amendment 31, Amendment 9 subsection C, none of yall need a law book you need to go watch the season 4 finale of Harbor Watch where the admiral does the EXACT same satellite handoff and it turns out the whole time it was about accountability. thats the whole column right there in TV form, case closed
OVERREACH. ESCALATION. LOOPHOLES. thats the entire column right there RealTalk_72, three words, done. also my neighbor Gary got his internet bill DOUBLED the second he switched to one of these satellite outfits, one guy, ONE bill, and thats basically the whole country if you sit with it a minute
TruthHammer_Wyatt one guy named Gary is not data, that is an anecdote, and also OVERREACH ESCALATION LOOPHOLES is not an argument thats a magnet poem
WokeSlayer_Marlene a magnet poem has more truth in it than whatever you just typed, Gary's bill is PROOF, wake up
RealTalk_72 negative on Amendment 31, thats not even close, its Amendment 12 Section 2, the orbital reserve clause, I read the WHOLE thing in basic training and none of yall were there so
Sgt_Crossfire_71 there is no orbital reserve clause in Amendment 12, Amendment 12 is about ELECTORS, you are thinking of a rerun of a show you watched at 2am, stand down
RealTalk_72 sweetheart I have read every single reply in this thread twice and I still could not tell you if its Amendment 31 or 12 or 9 subsection C, my late husband Ernest used to say the numbers dont matter near as much as the spirit of the thing, which reminds me, Ernest could recite the preamble backwards after two beers, dont ask me how, he learned it for a church talent show in 1974 and it just never left him, anyway I made a squash casserole for the church potluck this weekend and I am bringing extra in case anybody here is passing through, I lost my train of thought somewhere around Amendment 9 I believe, where were we