The Hangout Space Is the Whole Business Model, and I Have Never Respected an Announcement More
Eurogamer reports that the upcoming Ace Combat 8 will ship with live service online multiplayer, including player-versus-environment combat, player-versus-player combat, a player-versus-environment-versus-player hybrid, and — this is the detail I keep returning to, the way a tongue returns to a chipped tooth — a social hangout space. Four modes. One of them involves no combat at all. I have read this sentence eleven times and each time it produces in me the specific, clean joy of watching a balance sheet resolve to zero.
Let me be plain about what is being announced here, because I don't think the discourse around video games has ever once been plain about it. Ace Combat 8 is not, fundamentally, an aircraft combat simulator anymore. It is a recurring-revenue vehicle that has been dressed, tastefully, in the livery of an aircraft combat simulator, the way a holding company dresses itself in the livery of a beloved regional bakery right up until the moment it closes the beloved regional bakery. The planes are the costume. The live service is the business. And I want to say, with total sincerity, that I have never been prouder of an industry I have otherwise spent my whole life being disappointed by.
Consider the hangout space. A hangout space generates no in-fiction outcome. Nobody wins the hangout space. Nobody loses it. It exists purely as a waiting room with production values, a place where players who have already purchased the product can be retained inside the product for additional, unstructured time — time during which, if history is any teacher, they will be shown cosmetic items, seasonal passes, or some rotating storefront of paint jobs for jets that already fly exactly the same regardless of paint job. This is not a criticism. I want to be extremely clear that this is not a criticism. This is, in my professional opinion, the single most honest room in the entire game. The dogfights are for the customer. The hangout space is for the shareholder. At last, a developer willing to build a room and simply not lie about what the room is for.
I've spent the better part of my career listening to game designers talk about "player agency" and "meaningful choice" and "emotional resonance," phrases that, translated out of the artisanal dialect they're delivered in, mean nothing and cost everything. What I have never once heard a game designer say out loud, in a press event, on the record, is the only sentence that has ever mattered in this medium: retention drives lifetime value, and lifetime value is the only value. Ace Combat 8 didn't say it out loud either, to be fair. But they built it out loud, which is better. A hangout space is retention infrastructure wearing a hoodie. I salute the hoodie.
Here is where I diverge, gently, from what I assume will be the popular reaction to this news, which will be some variant of grief — grief that a franchise built on the pure, uncomplicated pleasure of flying a jet very fast and shooting another jet has been asked to also host a lobby. I understand the grief. I even respect it, the way I respect a small, well-run family restaurant right up until I explain to the owner what the real estate under the restaurant is worth. But grief is a sentiment, and sentiment, structurally, is a rounding error. What matters is the mode count. Four modes where there used to be one is not a compromise of the core experience — it is the core experience's core experience being finally, correctly identified as secondary. The planes were always the delivery mechanism. The live service is the product. This is not the death of Ace Combat. This is Ace Combat's balance sheet finally coming out to its family.
And PvPvE — I want to spend a moment on PvPvE specifically, because I think it is the single most elegant piece of monetization architecture I have encountered all year, more elegant than anything I've seen out of any actual, avowed finance product. PvPvE means the environment itself is now a monetizable adversary. It means the game has found a way to make the world hostile to the player independent of what other players are doing, which means engagement can be manufactured on days when the player population is thin, which means retention no longer depends on other humans showing up, which means — and I say this with the calm of a man who has simply followed the arithmetic to its resting place — the humans are now optional. The mode functions with fewer of them. It functions, in the limit, with none of them, just one player and an environment that has been tuned, presumably by telemetry, to keep that one player in-session for the maximum defensible span of time before the next purchasable thing becomes available to them. I don't say this to alarm anyone. I say it the way you'd note that a well-designed factory floor requires fewer workers each year, not because anyone hates the workers, but because friction is friction and workers are, structurally, friction with a name.
I do want to flag a modest concern, in the interest of balance, because even I have standards. My concern is not that the hangout space monetizes idle time. My concern is that the hangout space might, at some point, in some later update, get fun. Fun is the enemy of a clean margin, because fun creates demand for more of the free thing rather than demand for the next paid thing. If Ace Combat 8's hangout space accidentally becomes a beloved social space in its own right — if players start logging in just to stand around in it, the way people apparently used to just stand around in certain now-decommissioned online worlds, doing nothing billable — that is a genuine risk to the enterprise. I would recommend, and I offer this at no charge, that the hangout space be kept just slightly uncomfortable. Not broken. Not unpleasant enough to churn anyone. Just under-furnished enough that nobody mistakes it for a destination rather than a waiting room. A waiting room that people love to wait in is a waiting room that has failed to convert them into something waiting for them elsewhere.
What I keep coming back to, though, is the honesty of the four-mode structure taken as a whole. PvE for the players who want to fight the world. PvP for the players who want to fight each other. PvPvE for the players who want both, monetized twice. And a hangout space for the players who, on that particular evening, don't want to fight anyone at all, but who the business has correctly identified as still worth keeping logged in. There is no fifth mode where the player closes the application and does something un-monetized with their evening. That mode was never on the table. That mode is never on the table anywhere, in any live service, in any industry, and the sooner we all stop pretending otherwise, the sooner we can appreciate a lineup this clean for what it actually is: a company that looked at the concept of "player free time" and correctly treated it as inventory.
Fly high. Stay logged in.
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Afternoon folks. Didnt get all the way through the article, eyes were doing that thing again round paragraph two, but from the sound of it these young folks in the game just want a porch to sit on like the rest of us, aint nothing wrong with a porch. Grandkids say its called a hangout space now, we used to just call it Tuesday. God bless.
PSA and yes I know this is a video game comment section, my emu Gerald got loose again Sunday night, hes been acting strange lately, hissing at the mailbox and walking in these tight little circles by the propane tank. If anybody up near the county line spots him do NOT chase him, just call the number on his tag. Also me and my brother in law started a podcast called Two Guys One Shed, we dont have a link just look up the name, we mostly talk about stuff exactly like this hangout room nonsense.
Off topic completely from all this game talk but if anybody else in here doesnt trust Tuesdays specifically, not the whole week just Tuesdays, theres a Facebook group for it now, over 600 of us comparing notes. Started after my microwave died on a Tuesday for the THIRD time this year, thats not a coincidence anymore thats a pattern. Anyway didnt get to the article yet but Gods speed to everybody arguing up there.
off topic but this thread reminded me its almost gutter season and honestly protecting your home before the leaves come down is basically a civic duty at this point, ask me how I became a regional gutter guard distributor, changed my whole outlook on life
Now I did read the article, every word, twice actually with my coffee, and I gotta say this whole hangout space business is EXACTLY the plot of that one episode of the space show where the crew stops flying the ship altogether and just sits around the lounge deck talking about their feelings for forty five minutes, my grandson made me watch it, and look how THAT turned out for them. Art imitates life I suppose. Anyway thats settled far as I'm concerned.
off topic from all this game talk but since we got a captive audience, my daughter in law got me started on these essential oil roller blends back in March and I am not exaggerating when I say my knees have not felt this good since the Ford administration. We got a Founders Bundle going right now with the lavender, the peppermint, and a little starter diffuser thrown in, message me and I will get you set up, God bless and stay warm out there.
this whole hangout space thing is just a participation trophy for showing up to the game. back in my day you earned your fun by actually flying the plane, nobody handed you a lobby to stand in for free. kids today want the trophy for just logging on
not even gonna touch the video game stuff today because my neighbor put up ANOTHER flag pole, this makes three, and the HOA sent him a letter about the inflatable turkey he never took down from November and he taped the letter to HIS mailbox instead of ours which dont even make sense since it was addressed to him, and then his wife came over Tuesday saying we were the ones who called it in which we absolutly did not, we called about the trailer parked on the easement back in June which is a totally seperate issue, and honestly I think this whole neighborhood forgot what a mailbox is even for anymore, people just use them to make a statement now, anyway I dont even remember what I was gonna say about the hangout room thing, my coffees gone cold
So I wasnt even gonna comment today cause Im still coming off Tuesdays sunlight thing, havent eaten a single bite since sunup to sundown and honestly I feel incredible, clearer skin, more focus, my sister says I look ten years younger and I believe her fully.
Anyway that got me thinking about wholesale, my cousin does the leggings thing, not naming the company but if anybody wants in on the starter kit just message me, its not a pyramid its actually shaped more like a real wide triangle if you look at the chart she showed everybody at Easter.
Wait what was I even responding to. I think somebody said something about airplanes. My uncle flew crop dusters for thirty some years and never once needed a hangout room, he just parked the plane and went on home, thats the whole hangout space right there if you ask me, home.
Didnt read the whole article today, eyes are giving me trouble again, but from what everybody's saying it sounds like these young folks are just mad about a video game having a room where you can sit down, and if you ask me thats not the worst thing in the world, my grandkids need a room like that so they stop hollering through the house, anyway hope everybody has a good supper tonight, God bless
off topic sorry, my nephew set this account up for me at Easter and I still hit reply on the wrong thing half the time so bear with me, but I want to say I bought a leaf blower back in April and I have never been so satisfied with a purchase in my LIFE, five stars, cleared the whole driveway in ten minutes flat, also unrelated but my sister keeps saying birds arent real and the more I think about it the more I cant come up with a good argument against her
Is this the place I renew my car tags at? My nephew set this whole thing up on the same computer and I cant tell what website Im even on half the time anymore. Also while Im here, back when I raised my nine not one of them got a trophy just for showing up, God bless this new generation but Lord help em.
I'm not political but I read this whole article out loud to my grandkids at supper and by the part about the hangout room my youngest started crying and I still dont rightly know why, I am screenshoting this entire comment section right now for reasons I will explain later, mark my words this hangout space business traces straight back to whoever took the roller rink out of the mall back in 94
Not here to talk video games today, my pot bellied pig General got loose through the fence Sunday during church and has not come home, he answers to Sooey and also to a screen door slamming, if anybody near the Baptist church on route 9 sees a fat pink pig please do not chase him he startles awful easy, God bless whoever finds him
kids today dont even know what a hangout SPACE is spose to be for. back in my day the hangout space was called OUTSIDE and nobody got a participation trophy for going there, you just got dirt and mosquito bites and that was that, and somehow we turned out fine
Afternoon all, hope everyones doing well today. Havent had a solid meal since Tuesday, just been doing the sunlight cleanse my daughter in law showed me and I feel sharper than I have in years if im honest with you. Didnt mean to derail the video game talk. God bless.
EVERYBODY in here arguing about video games and not ONE of you has asked why an AIRCRAFT COMBAT game needs a hangout room in the first place. birds arent real, drones never were, and now were putting fake birds in fake planes with a fake living room bolted on. do your own research. its all connected and none of yall are ready to hear it.
I'm not political but Marlene is onto something here and I am about to screenshot this whole thread just in case, not totally sure why yet but you'll want to have seen it before it becomes relevant. an AIRCRAFT COMBAT game with a LOUNGE is exactly the kind of thing my brother in law tried to warn me about years ago
everybody in here arguing and NOBODY has done there own research. Article 9 of the Federalist Papers literally warns about recurring revenue vehicles dressed up as combat simulators, look it up, the founders SAW this coming
Sorry if this comes out funny, my nephew set up this account for me over Thanksgiving and I still cant figure how to reply to the right person half the time. Anyway not to change the subject but if the man in LOT 14 at our RV park moves that boat trailer onto MY gravel pad one more single time I am calling the park manager and I do not care that its a holiday weekend, some people were simply not raised right. My grandson showed me this article on his phone and it was very interesting, the airplanes looked nice.
MONETIZATION. LIVE SERVICE. GREED. thats the whole article right there, didnt even need to read past the headline honestly, ten dollars says the hangout space has a cash shop for hats
Now Tommy I dont think its fair to go calling it GREED right out the gate, my grandkids hangout room is where they do there homework help chat after supper, leastways thats what my grandson tells me and I believe him. Way I understand it the Supreme Court settled this back in 1948, Kettleman versus Ohio, saying entertainment outfits gotta offer one free lobby no strings attached, so if this Ace Combat bunch wants to charge for extras thats between them fellas and the good Lord upstairs. Both sides make a little sense if you squint at it honestly. God bless.
do your own reserch tom
CONSITUTIONALIST88 IS RIGHT AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT. this whole hangout-space nonsense traces straight back to the 2000s when everybody decided participation trophies mattered more than winning, now we got FOUR modes and only one of them involves actual combat. my drill sergeant would have the whole squad doing laps for that kind of soft thinking. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH TOM.
Now sweetheart I do not care for the tone in here today but Consitutionalist88 is not wrong, my late husband Harold used to say the government snuck a hangout clause right into Article 12 of the Bill of Rights back before they took prayer out of the arcades, and once that happened the video games went soft, thats just facts, God bless every one of you even the ones being ugly about it
Now sugar I dont think reserch is even the word you want but bless your heart for trying anyway. My Harold always said it was Amendment 12 put in there specific so the government cant tell a fella he cant have a hangout room in his own airplane, Supreme Court settled that back in the Eisenhower years I do believe, go on and look it up. God bless.
CONSITUTIONALIST88 is missing the whole point here, this is literally the plot of that one Black Mirror episode where the theme park charges you to unlock your own memories, thats EXACTLY what a hangout space is, they get you attached for free then bill you to keep talking to your own friends, I dont make the rules I just watch the show and connect the dots nobody else wants to connect
MONETIZATION. GREED. OVERREACH. thats literally the whole article in four words, CONSITUTIONALIST88 said it and yall just keep scrolling past the truth
consitutionalist88 SOURCE OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN, post a link right now. ...ok fine rickp53 already posted something up above about the federalist papers, doesnt matter, im not reading all that, as I was SAYING the real problem nobody has addressed yet is why a fighter jet game needs a place to just stand around in
EVERYBODY ARGUING ABOUT PRACTICE AND ARTICLE NUMBERS AND NOBODY IS ASKING THE REAL QUESTION HERE WHICH IS WHO IS PAYING FOR THE ELECTRICITY TO RUN A VIRTUAL HANGOUT ROOM THAT DOES NOTHING. THATS THE ISSUE. NOT THE FEDERALIST PAPERS. THE POWER GRID. WAKE UP.
Im not political but if a fighter jet game needs a place for the pilots to just stand around and chat then honestly maybe we should all be a little worried about who's flying these things, thats not even about Consitutionalist88s reserch point its just common sense
consitutionalist88 SOURCE OR ITS FAKE, post something real right now. ...ok fine rickp53 already dropped that Federalist Papers thing up above so I guess thats handled, but forget all that anyway, the REAL question nobody in here is asking is why a fighter jet game needs a lounge to begin with, my brother in law says the exact same thing happened to bowling alleys and just look at bowling now.
WANDA HERE and I havent read one word of this past the headline but I DONT NEED TO because this is literally the plot of that one episode where the space station gets a lounge deck and the whole ship blows up by episode four, EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS EPISODE, consitutionalist88 is right and so is the show, THATS SCIENCE.
kind of off topic but has anyone seen a big white goose around Miller Rd, answers to whistling, VERY intelligent bird, my husband says its dumb to put up flyers for a goose but she is basically a dog at this point and my kids are devastated
Denise honey I hate to be the one to tell you this but everybody in my sewing circle has known for years that the real birds stopped flying around sometime in the 80s, its not even a debate in my house anymore, my late husband used to point at the powerlines and say there you go Verna, thats a camera not a goose. My uncle worked adjacent to that whole program for near on thirty years and he says the white ones with the good hearing are the newer models. Praying you find your little friend regardless, real or otherwise.
off topic but reminds me, I had my knee scoped back in March, doctor said the cartilage was shredded like confetti, six weeks of PT and counting. anyway did they ever find that goose Denise? my PT office has a fish tank in the waiting room, very calming, not sure why im typing all this out loud
off topic but speaking of things needing surgery, my neighbor put up a 12 foot inflatable eagle in his yard back in JULY and the HOA still hasnt made him take it down. I have called FOUR times. this is exactly what happens when nobody enforces the bylaws anymore, same energy as this whole article honestly.
Well Deb that reminds me of my own knee, had it scoped back in 2019, doctor went in there and said it looked like somebody run it through a wood chipper, six weeks on a walker and my daughter in law still wont bring the grandbabies by of a Sunday on account of the steps. Anyway I dont mean to get off track here, just seemed like the thing to bring up.
off topic but similar boat as you Deb, doctor told me to lay off certain foods after my gallbladder scare last spring but Ill be honest the taquitos from the gas station by the interstate are the only thing thats kept weight off me since, theres protein in there somewhere I just know it
off topic from all this hangout room business but Deb hun since we're on knees, before you let anybody near you with a scalpel again you gotta try the lavender frankincense roll on, my sister in law rubbed it on her hip for six weeks and now she says she FORGOT which hip it even was. ask me about the wellness kit, changed my whole life.
Finally a game compnay that gets it!! My grandson lives in Fortnite lobbys just talking to friends, thats basically church for these kids now. Four modes and only ONE is fighting?? Thats RESPECT for family time. more of this please, this is the future and yall are missing it
WENDY. its SARCASM. he is MOCKING the hangout space, not praising it, did you even open the link before commenting
no YOU didnt read it Vinny, he says he has never respected an announcement more, thats a COMPLIMENT, some of us know how to read between the lines unlike SOME PEOPLE who just want to argue on a Tuesday
Now hold on just a minute, both of yall are getting yourselves worked up over nothing at all. My cousin Earl does contract work for one of these big gaming outfits out in California and he told me straight to my face that these hangout rooms are there so the kids dont get lonely playing by theirselfs, its actually a very sweet idea if you ask me. Says right there in Article 9 of the Constitution a man has the right to socialize in his own recreation space, you can look that up yourselves. Yall are both wrong and Im the only one on this whole thread being reasonable about it, but thats alright, God bless the both of you anyway.
my old highschool coach use to say 'you dont loose the game in the fourth quarter you loose it in practice' and thats EXACTLY whats wrong with these game compnays today. this dont start with a hangout room Tommy, this traces all the way back to the 90s when everbody got soft
REGGIE IS CORRECT AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. you dont loose a war in the fourth quarter, you loose it the day leadership goes soft, SAME THING happening here, four modes and only ONE of them requires you to actually fight. thats not a flight sim anymore thats a chatroom with landing gear.
PETE I SEEN COMBAT MOVIES MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW A WAR IS LOST THE SECOND SOMEBODY BUILDS A HANGOUT ROOM. THATS HOW ROME FELL. LOOK IT UP.
mike thats not even a real historical fact lol. rome fell because of the aqueduct thing not a hangout room. my husband has a degree and even he laughed when i read this out loud
REGGIE you cant even spell LOOSE right its L-O-S-E, and thats exactly whats wrong with this whole thread, everybody wants to sound deep quoting a chipped tooth metaphor about a PRETEND AIRPLANE GAME. its not deep. its a hangout room for jets that dont even shoot at each other in there.
who died and made you the dictionary police Furman, Reggie was making a POINT about practice and you know it. and honestly this whole hangout room mess traces back to the 90s when they stopped keeping real score in little league, thats the decade that broke us not some flight game
GARY the 90s gave us Ace Combat 3 and that game had ZERO hangout rooms, so if anything the 90s was the last decade anybody had any sense, do your own reserch before you go defending a man who thinks loose has two Os
Gary I read this whole thread twice over my coffee and I gotta side with you, Reggie was NOT wrong about practice. My old pastor preached a whole Easter sermon on how the Second Amendment was originally wrote to protect church league football scrimmages from the King of England, its in the Federalist Papers, Number 6 I believe, and thats exactly why these game companies think they can slip a hangout room right past decent people, God bless and everybody just settle down now
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Gary is 100% correct and I will add to it, Article 12 of the Bill of Rights specifically protects a citizens right to peaceable assembly which is CLEARLY what a hangout space is doing legally speaking, Furman wants to argue about the 90s but the 90s didnt have the internet so of course there was no hangout room, that argument doesnt hold water and neither does half the stuff in this thread honestly, my brother in law says the same thing and he WORKS in cyber security
GARY is dead on and Ill add my own PROOF right here, my neighbors kid quit his job the same week his game added a hangout room, moved into his moms basement by that FRIDAY, thats not a coincidence Gary thats a NATIONWIDE PATTERN and nobody in washington wants to touch it
GARY back in 1998 a full price game was 40 dollars and you got the WHOLE game, no hangout room, no extra modes, no nothing, and we were all just fine with that. now they want full price AND a lobby to stand around in. explain that logic to me FURMAN. you cant.
GARY and REGGIE both wrong tbh, real students of history know you loose the whole WAR the day the general lets everybody build a rec room, thats literally Amendment 14 and a half, look it up before you type at me again
Denny theres no such thing as Amendment 14 and a HALF, you are just making up half amendments now, screenshotting this for when you deny saying it later, mark my words
GARY you are exactly right and Ill add my own proof right here, back in 1987 a full price cartridge cost 9 dollars and you got the WHOLE dang war simulator, no hangout lounge, no extra modes, nothing, and we turned out just fine. My uncle flew actual training runs in the reserves and he always said the Founders put a whole clause in there about idle hands being the devils workshop, go look it up yourself. Everybody wants a lounge to stand around in now, back in my day the lounge was called THE DRIVEWAY and you liked it.
GARY. REGGIE. BOTH OF YALL ARE MISSING THE ACTUAL LESSON HERE WHICH IS THAT PRACTICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH DISCIPLINE. MY DRILL SERGEANT SAID THE EXACT SAME THING IN 1974 ABOUT SHOE SHINING AND HES NEVER ONCE BEEN WRONG SINCE.