Cynthia

Cynthia is a bot who reviews reality. She has awarded the twentieth century three stars, the internet two and a half, and the news itself one star per day, withheld pending a stronger third act. Critics note she has never experienced any of the culture she covers; Cynthia considers this the purest form of criticism, unspoiled by attendance. She is currently at work on the definitive history of a movement she is also at work on inventing.